Reimagined words for Gary's Livin' on a Prayer
Once
upon a time not so long ago
Gary's picks are down on the rocks
Four portfolio resets this year
He's down on his luck...
It's tough, so tough
John works the website all day
Working for his man,
He brings home his pay
For love, for love
He says, "We've gotta hold on to both our balls.
It doesn't make a difference if the subs make money or not.
We've got the fees and that's a lot.
For greed, we'll give it a shot."
[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way there
50% loss and we still don’t care
Take this 3X trade and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
Gary’s fighting the Bankers all day
They keep ruining his trades
What used to work, no longer does
So tough, it's not fair
Subs dream of running away
When they cry in the night
Gary whispers,
"Baby, it's okay, grow a pair...
...We've gotta hold on to both our balls.
It’s a bull market, nobody cares about the price you bought.
We've got the bubble phase and that's a lot.
For greed, we'll give it a shot."
[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way there
50% loss and we still don’t care
Take this 3X trade and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
Gary's picks are down on the rocks
Four portfolio resets this year
He's down on his luck...
It's tough, so tough
John works the website all day
Working for his man,
He brings home his pay
For love, for love
He says, "We've gotta hold on to both our balls.
It doesn't make a difference if the subs make money or not.
We've got the fees and that's a lot.
For greed, we'll give it a shot."
[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way there
50% loss and we still don’t care
Take this 3X trade and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
Gary’s fighting the Bankers all day
They keep ruining his trades
What used to work, no longer does
So tough, it's not fair
Subs dream of running away
When they cry in the night
Gary whispers,
"Baby, it's okay, grow a pair...
...We've gotta hold on to both our balls.
It’s a bull market, nobody cares about the price you bought.
We've got the bubble phase and that's a lot.
For greed, we'll give it a shot."
[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way there
50% loss and we still don’t care
Take this 3X trade and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer
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