Living on a prayer

Reimagined words for Gary's Livin' on a Prayer

Once upon a time not so long ago

Gary's picks are down on the rocks
Four portfolio resets this year
He's down on his luck...
It's tough, so tough

John works the website all day
Working for his man,
He brings home his pay
For love, for love

He says, "We've gotta hold on to both our balls.
It doesn't make a difference if the subs make money or not.
We've got the fees and that's a lot.
For greed, we'll give it a shot."

[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way there
50% loss and we still don’t care
Take this 3X trade and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer

Gary’s fighting the Bankers all day
They keep ruining his trades
What used to work, no longer does
So tough, it's not fair

Subs dream of running away
When they cry in the night
Gary whispers,
"Baby, it's okay, grow a pair...

...We've gotta hold on to both our balls.
It’s a bull market, nobody cares about the price you bought.
We've got the bubble phase and that's a lot.
For greed, we'll give it a shot."

[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way there
50% loss and we still don’t care
Take this 3X trade and we'll make it - I swear
Whoa, livin' on a prayer

Heads ...Gary wins $400.....Tails... he loses nothing.

So after jacking fees for his pile of cow dung from $200 to $500, Gary is offering $100 “off” this price.

Ha, wonders never cease.

So what is happening is

"You did not enjoy that awesome 85% loss on JNUG which I closed out on the weekend? No? Ok, how about I make it better for you by jacking up the price by 150%. How does that sound? And just for good fun I will throw in the Quest portfolio which ALSO goes to zero over the next 3 months. How does that sound? We cool?
Great! "

A few weeks later
"I have since then got everything wrong (including the math on how portfolio returns should be calculated), so let me lower the price by $100. How does THAT sound?"

Gary’s offer is designed for the ignorant among you, who are not aware of his awesome track record.

Please read the 7 posts below and if you still feel like subscribing then I cannot help you.

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of_9.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of_15.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of_20.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/03/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/still-falling-for-you-r-bullshit-gary.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/oh-garywhy.html

Update:

I have been in communication with Gary and coaxed him to improve his offer.

I suggested he keep the price $400 for a one year membership.

However, 

If it loses money, he pays you $400 back and an additional $400 of his own money. Since he is a millionaire and I am thinking less than 1 in Billion are stupid enough to fall for this gimmick at this point with SMT-exposed and me running at full steam, at most he will be out $2,800.

After lot of talk, some ass grabbing, a hasty handjob, a little uncomfortable silence and 4 minutes of guilt, we agreed to allow subscribers to benefit.

To qualify for this, enter any of the codes below when you subscribe

“Blow-Me”

“Titanium Balls”

“Chippendales”

If the code don't fit, just lube the sides and try again...gently.

Who is Gary Savage/Toby Connor?

Spot the 10 differences between Toby and Gary.

Sorry that was a trick question...there are none.

So, who the fuck is this guy? He even chose the same damn picture. Not that I would recommend it, as an art of deception but he could shave that beard off and move the piercing to his dick, so at least somebody might be fooled. 

Why do I care? Gary Savage/Toby Connor is a scam artist. I understand enough of the markets to know that he understands next to nothing. What he does know is how to sell. That soothing, glib voice telling you "I am a multi-millionaire....and you will always be the dumb money." Gently adding "Folks...this is nothing new....we are in a bull market" by which he is referring to the bull market in his subscriptions.  I care because he will destroy portfolios with his snake oil salesman charm and I am hoping to help spread the word. Those who followed my comments and trades on Gary's website between August and December, saw that I got everything right and he got everything wrong. You should have been able to see him for the true idiot he is. If you did not, then read his archives and this wonderful, wonderful site

http://smartmoneytrackerpremium-exposed.com/ and if you still want to invest with him....well you deserve everything you are about to get.

Edit

A few more people who have felt that Gary and Toby have not been spectacular.

https://forexkong.com/2014/06/18/gold-going-down-snake-oil-salesmen-as-well/

https://forexkong.com/2013/12/22/calling-out-gary-savage-shame-on-you-man/

https://forexkong.com/2014/01/16/gary-savage-the-dumb-money-tracker/

and here are some discussions about him having a publicist ( I have my doubts that he would have publicist specially when he cannot spell it.)

http://smartmoneytracker.blogspot.ca/2010/10/bottom-in-sight.html

  And let's end with Toby/Gary's second best call ever. 

Only off by 80% or 340% depending on how you measure it.  

Baby Bull: How one man spotted 60 of the last zero bull markets: Part 4

Parts 1-3 can be found in the archives.

This is part 4 in this extensive documenting series. I swear, if you guys don’t nominate me for the Pulitzer I am going to bust a nut.

So continuing with Gary Savage's legendary ability to call everything wrong....
Jan 2013...

16) Back then the goals were a bit more modest. Just double or triple your portfolio by 2014 no millionaire or billionaire stuff. Also it was "curve balls" that he was obsessed with and not "balls of steel".

17) Sometimes you have to be thankful for the small mercies. At least this one is labelled in spite of taking off into the stratosphere so I get exactly how much he was predicting.  

18) We were “not” in a secular bull market in stocks in 2013. But he was just telling the shorts to be patient and not avoid shorting all together like he does now.  

19) Gary criticising the talking heads and saying “Folks in the real world it just isn’t possible to have a strong dollar if you are counterfeiting 85 Billion of them a month.” And Yet we actually did. Imagine that. 

Also him doubting the intelligence of "Homo" Sapiens....you really cannot make this shit up. 

20) Finally nuggets of wisdom that put Yoda and Yogi Berra to shame. 

Still falling for you (r bullshit) Gary Savage

Manipulation Part 2 will be delayed as we had to bring you this more urgently.

So we have a charlatan who claims his “Model portfolio” is up 150%. I had my doubts. So I subscribed just to see what the fuck was going on.

Below was the second entry point of our genius. JNUG was at $23 at the time on August 31st. Note he had already committed 50% at higher prices. 

  

What followed was absolutely awful. Gold smashed through $1,275 and JNUG was down 40% in a flash. Did Gary sell? He found it hard to believe that many on his blog including me, got this right. He also found it hard to sell. In fact he was ready to back up the truck and advised never, never to sell into an oversold market. 

Some relevant comments from the discussion.

At this point with JNUG around $12, model portfolio was already down to a small 25% gain. This was the same model portfolio that had been blown to zero multiple times before. 3 days later he was totally convinced the bottom as in.

Even telling this poor soul who was down $90,000 that he should not sell.

While his subs were devastated, Gary's pie in the sky targets continued. He added three more "buys" over the next few days.

 But one sub stated the whole truth. "RESET THE MODEL PORTFOLIO BACK TO 100"

But Gary kept adding “buys" and more fanciful ideas to keeps subs on the losing trade. 

Even from $12, JNUG suffered another 70% loss before bottoming so Gary's refusal to give up on 3X ETFs had some bad results. Further, he added that Gold was going to test the highs in the next daily cycle and exceed $1,400 by November 13th or so. 

Finally, Gary did what all men of his low calibre do when faced with a large mess of their own doing. He blamed someone else and HE TERMINATED the MODEL PORTFOLIO. 

This is classic Gary. 

1) There is no natural scenario where Gold suffers repeated premarket attacks to cap price below $1,275 (so your trading only works when there is no manipulation which you repeatedly have said plagues the Gold market?)

2) There is no natural scenario where a daily gold cycle tops on day 2 (yeah there is you fuck, it is when you get the count wrong)

3) I just have no idea how to trade (Just stop right there Gary. You nailed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

But Gary was not done in his Squirrel Pant Pressing land.....His Model portfolio was still up 54%!!! This was astonishing to say the least as someone else had confirmed that it was down to 25% at much higher prices for JNUG. Regardless he terminated the model portfolio. From here on out he was not going to use the Model Portfolio. 

About a month later. 

AND we are back!!!!!!!!!!! In fact the very first comment brought this up, but Gary dodged the question. Mind you Gary would have to close his old trades likely bringing his "Model portfolio" down by 90% but he just glazed over this and closed his portfolio on a day the markets were closed. My friend, I would like you to realize that people cannot close out real world positions on holidays. 

Regardless, JNUG was closed at an 80% (from $22.5 to $4.5) loss somewhere between December 22 and December 27.

Gary Savage/Toby Connor, you keep fucking up....so as Ellie Goulding would ask...(Why are your subs) Still falling for you?

Gary Savage/Toby Connor vs the Duck

I just visited Gary/Toby's blog and he called me an "Internet Troll". Well, I thought I would use the opportunity to show Gary's subscribers exactly how this troll has been teaching Gary a thing or two about trading.
Not necessarily in order here are a few.

 1) The first debate

https://blog.smartmoneytrackerpremium.com/2016/08/gold-the-dollar.html#comments

Gary’s video summary: Sharp drop in is the USD. Gold going from $1,350 to $1,450-$1,500

My Comment

What actually happened?
Gold down. Never came close to those numbers Gary was talking about. Oil Up. Gold oil ratio down.

Duck 1 Gary 0

2) The second debate.

What actually happened?
Blood bath in Gold stocks.
Blood bath in Yen.

Duck 2 Gary 0

3) In response to Gary's video that Gold would go up a lot

What happened? We came awfully close to $1,150 already although Gary's blog will show I turned bullish at $1,166 for the short term.

Duck 3 Gary 0.

4) The yen was apparently going to be the strongest against the the USD.

As per my comments above, and others around the same time, I expected the Yen to get decimated.

Duck 4 Gary 0.

5) Where is GDX heading?

Further comment in October

https://blog.smartmoneytrackerpremium.com/2016/10/look-mining-stocks.html#comments

Gary Mining stocks have completed week 1 of a new intermediate degree cycle. They are now expected to rally for 14-18 weeks. This video discusses the price projections for GDX, GDXJ and JNUG for the upcoming advance.

 We got $20.32 ...pretty close to the 1 handle on GDX ($19.99), whereas Gary called for $31.

Duck 5 Gary 0.



Now what is the point of all this? If a slightly better than average trader like myself (I'd give myself 6.5 maybe a 7 on 10) can completely destroy this idiot and he calls that trader a Troll, what does it say about him?

He has still not sent me money for the Burritos :(


And to end we will leave it with subscriber's comment.

Just a 70% loss, nothing to write home about. Now that dodo will point out that he kept a stop at $1,275, which he did not because you can see from the subscribers he talked from both sides of his mouth there......but even if he did....it was an approx 50% loss in JNUG.

So Gary/Toby,

Ask not for whom the duck trolls

It trolls for thee. 

Hope you enjoy the Ernest Hemingway reference...I worked hard on that

My problem with Gary Savage/Toby Connor

I have no issues with people getting it wrong.
It is with getting it wrong, and pretending you are the messiah.
It is getting it wrong and saying manipulation killed your trade.
It is getting it wrong and telling people I got it right.
It is getting it right once, after calling 50 bottoms in the last 5 years and saying you are the best.
It is calling for S & P 500 to go to 500, 500 times than acting like you have been bullish all your life.
It is telling people to put 20-50% of their money in metals which comprise of 3X leveraged fund, essentially creating a delta on 60-150% of their money and then strutting around because he made 53% by taking 3X leverage which frankly any dodo would get right once in a while on 3X fund.
It is parading indicators like NYAD which he does not even understand come from 52% of the wrong indicators.




Yeah I knew he would delete my comments, specially after I mentioned his alternate ID.