The village idiot is out with another JNUG call

Gary’s multiple calls for JNUG $500 were before a 4:1 split.

But Gary has quietly stopped referencing that. Now JNUG has to “only” go up 29 fold instead of 116 fold.

In fact after a 4:1 reverse split, JNUG is still below the $23 that Gary bought it at. That my friends is the true definition of a loser. 

Now here is the deal. I have never in my life, seen anyone so wrong for so long on EVERYTHING.  He is really due for a right call. In fact, it would be Black Swan Event if he did not get something right in the next 3 months. Do not be fooled when that happens. Do not be fooled by his "trial offers". They are just a way to sucker you in.

Welcome to Garyland: Where millionaires beg for subscribers

Today somebody else picked up the mantle of taking on Mr. Savage.

Gary responded in true coward fashion using misdirection ("oh Duck’s record is worse"), lies ("I actually am up 154%") and ridiculous bullshit ("I got tired of handicapping myself").

Firstly big thanks to Samhell who has since been evicted based on an email I received.

Second, my record has been spectacularly better. Including, trades recorded on the private blog, Gary’s blog and this one in real time, I have made money on 34 of the last 34 Precious Metal trades. Gary mentioned the oil trade. Sure, let’s talk about that. I made a Gold: Oil ratio prediction here.  Gary kept insisting Gold will go up and cost his subs a lot of money. Gary purposely changed the timing of that call to December which was another bunch of lies. But even then, here is why I make tons more money than Gary.

1)    I have documented my trades in real time with screenshots multiple times. I trade real capital.
      Here is just one of many examples.
      

   Gary has never provided this. There are 2 reasons for this. One, he is not a millionaire. No fucking millionaire goes begging for subscriptions. He is afraid if he shows that he bought 40 shares of GDX, it might show how tiny his balls actually are. Second, he does not actually trade the same as he asks his subs most of the time, because at some level he does realize how pathetic his trading is. 

2)    I understand 3X ETFS with volatile underlying assets are highly subject to decay. See these 3 posts.

https://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/decay-and-dance-with-devil.html

https://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/gary-probably-failed-grade-6multiple.html

https://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/oh-garywhy.html

Gary just does not get that. He keeps making his stupid JNUG $1,000 (which is now $4,000 adjusted for the split) claims. Never realizing that GDXJ will outperform JNUG even if his stupid claims come true.   

3)    I do not make any claims. I do not sell subscriptions. So I do not have to reset “my portfolio”.  So there is no pressure. Gary on the other hand is the worst of the worst.

Gary has no clue how to trade and he will get the occasional call right but ultimately he will blow it all. 

In his darkest moment he actually admits his complete cluelessness.

I have documented his stupidity from the beginning and 99% of my material is from his site. His calls. Taken properly in context. See posts below. I have nothing to gain from this. This is a public service work designed to save your nest egg. Hopefully you will listen. 

Baby Bull Series

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Baby Bull: How one man spotted 60 of the last zero bull markets: Part 6

 Parts 1-5 can be read through the archives.

ERX edition:

Gary’s love affair with 3X has extended pretty much across the entire genre. Like an aging porn princess that tries more and more creative stunts to stay in business, Gary pulled out all the stops (pun intended) to make money in the “Energy Portfolio”.

I mean where else can you get a service that helps you lose money in every fucking asset class? 

So after a few trades, that ended in a net loss (Gary alludes to this himself in the first line), Gary tried his luck again in ERX the 3X leveraged energy fund in 2015.

Adding that he was going to be pissed....

Fuck even before he could complete that thought....

Less than 1 hour later!

Those damn bankers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Working overtime to cause Gary to lose money. I mean seriously, if all these multimillionaires who run the world, don't spend every waking minute spoiling Gary's trades, how will they ever get satisfaction?

But Gary was going to be back. He got back in a slightly higher price ($35.22 after being stopped at $32.85)

He was not going to be stopped out now. 

Sidebar: "Nothing's gonna stop us out now." A lesser known Starship Song.

Just in time for a nice smooth 60% decline.

But on Jan 6th with ERX around $20, down about 40% from Gary;s buy point....

Gary Majestically added

"It's too early to buy ERX". The irony was not lost on one subscriber. 

But Gary was strong. Gary took the opportunity of a 50% drawdown to reiterate that he only sells at intermediate tops. 

Gary hung around on this till a whole 9 months later when..he finally took a loss. 

To his credit it was a smaller loss than we would have expected. But still his "Energy portfolio was down 30% assuming Gary knew any math. 

But a lot can change in 30 days  as 30 days is a long time in Garyland....

In the next 30 days, 

Gary Debated.

Gary Bought.

Gary Sold.

Gary promised to never trade it again.

Which brings us full circle to his current trade, where Gary took the opportunity to remind us common folks, what we were missing out by NOT having a subscription.

Yep real time trades....Worth every penny Gary.

Heads ...Gary wins $400.....Tails... he loses nothing.

So after jacking fees for his pile of cow dung from $200 to $500, Gary is offering $100 “off” this price.

Ha, wonders never cease.

So what is happening is

"You did not enjoy that awesome 85% loss on JNUG which I closed out on the weekend? No? Ok, how about I make it better for you by jacking up the price by 150%. How does that sound? And just for good fun I will throw in the Quest portfolio which ALSO goes to zero over the next 3 months. How does that sound? We cool?
Great! "

A few weeks later
"I have since then got everything wrong (including the math on how portfolio returns should be calculated), so let me lower the price by $100. How does THAT sound?"

Gary’s offer is designed for the ignorant among you, who are not aware of his awesome track record.

Please read the 7 posts below and if you still feel like subscribing then I cannot help you.

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of_9.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of_15.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/02/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of_20.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/03/baby-bull-how-one-man-spotted-60-of.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/still-falling-for-you-r-bullshit-gary.html

http://goldbugspray.blogspot.com/2017/01/oh-garywhy.html

Update:

I have been in communication with Gary and coaxed him to improve his offer.

I suggested he keep the price $400 for a one year membership.

However, 

If it loses money, he pays you $400 back and an additional $400 of his own money. Since he is a millionaire and I am thinking less than 1 in Billion are stupid enough to fall for this gimmick at this point with SMT-exposed and me running at full steam, at most he will be out $2,800.

After lot of talk, some ass grabbing, a hasty handjob, a little uncomfortable silence and 4 minutes of guilt, we agreed to allow subscribers to benefit.

To qualify for this, enter any of the codes below when you subscribe

“Blow-Me”

“Titanium Balls”

“Chippendales”

If the code don't fit, just lube the sides and try again...gently.

Gary the little lamb

Gary Savage, of the Smart Money Tracker blog, with his astounding stupidity has made me laugh so hard that I feel like a have pulled at least 4 muscles. What amazes me more is that people are still subscribing to him.

Anyway, my only comment about the market:

A freak-out if it happens, should be bought. Most likely it will be (if it happens) over 1^st Quarter GDP.

And here is why.  

Hat Tip to Jeroen Blokland.

And Maxdog, Spanky is not welcome here. Neither is any other Permabear/Doomer/Gold Bug. Spanky fit all 3 (usually people are all 3, although those idiots at THEAUTOMATICEARTH.COM fit only the first 2). 

Please do not invite him…yeah it is like the vampire principle. 

Finally since we do not just inform...we entertain.....

Thanks to LSPOONER for superb contribution and helping me past sticking points.

GOLDBUGSPRAY PRESENTS!!!!!!
  
                                                    Gary the little lamb 



A poem by DUCKWHOROCKS & LSPOONER 

                                          

Gary was a little lamb,
Who was fleeced white as snow.
he got chased out of metals,
so he bought UPRO...

The Gold bull will make us rich he said

The Fed has overplayed their hand

S & P will go to 500

And Gold to Twenty Grand

But it is 7 years later
and a few dollars less.
Entering at the top
oh what a mess!

He keeps using his cycles,
They were not supposed to fail,
But the only bottoms he is catching
Belong to strippers at Chippendales!

Please Sir, May I have another?

So this post is the first question and my main thought on the subject. It is an expansion of a comment I posted.

The mantra of everyone that speaks on King World News is that Gold is manipulated lower. The price should be several fold (several percent....you really cannot get all of these people to agree) higher. Thinking rationally one can reach two conclusions from that if one believes it .
1) Thanks for making it cheaper….can you please manipulate my hooker costs in New York next?

2) I will not trade it where the Powers that be have obviously been successfully manipulating it forever.

How the Fuck do you go from “This shit is heavily manipulated to the downside and I am fighting all the central banks together” to “Let me leverage my ass by buying a 3X leveraged etf, where the underlying itself (gold stocks) is leveraged 3X to the price of Gold because I am a freaking glutton for punishment. I will take 900% leverage to the price of Gold because I am hoping against hope that my tiny purchase of 5 ounces of Gold and 300 shares of NUGT will break the Central Banks. ”

This I need to understand. Please explain your masochism.  I know very few people read this blog at present, so please spread the word. I would like to specially hear from the ones that have shrines dedicated to Gold and have set KingWorldNews.com as their home page.